Kevin Hernandez

Your crush who will never notice you.

I like Kevin Hernandez but I don't think he knows I exist.

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Kevin The Carrot

this mofo is a true brit he plays for marks and spencers FC as a striker and the england food FC the carrot lad loves a bit of brexit tackling and he plays with colin the caterpillar who is also a true british beast on the field

kevin the carrot is literally a goat

by big fat tubby December 29, 2022

Kevin

Kevin is a spectacular person who is synonymous with winning and just being great. Kevin's are generally superior to Lebrons and Michaels. Their choices to shift to winning situations are bold and should never be questioned by people who don't understand greatness. Kevin's would also be even greater if they didn't need to put up with the James' and Kyries of the world. The world will tell Kevin's that they are ashy and need to moisturize but y'all are broke and fk y'all.

That snake needs to moisturize his scales!
Nah bro that's Kevin. You just broke and hating!

by Mmark88 November 23, 2021

kevin

every kevin has a massive cock
kevin meaning god
nickname for someone with a big jon

“i hooked up with kevin last night & he was so hung, his dick was massive! “

by massive penis May 12, 2022

Kevin Barrett

The biggest clown and twig in the grade

Hey Kevin Barrett or should I say clown, I saw a bunch of twigs and thought it was you.

by Elijah Lickmystein November 19, 2019

Kevin Heffernan

A big hot man who can slam and welcome to Japan. He often steals the ladies hearts, but he always gives them back. Kevin stands at 4'7 and is addicted to steroids. If you meet Kevin heffernan he will try to induct you into a insurance scam. He is just a straight up cool guy B)

You see that guy? What a Kevin heffernan

by Mint Milano March 19, 2019

Kevin

The act of sexual assaulting someone without consent as rizz

Dude 1: Bro did you see how he was unconsensually groping Jessica

Dude 2: Yeah that dudes such a Kevin

by Cummy king April 1, 2024