Kevin Hart

Standing small at 5ft2, Kevin Hart is the same height as a 13 year old girl. Having long ago realized that he will never be taken seriously as a man because he is a petite and effeminate sissy manlet, little Kevin therefore resorts to publicly humiliating himself by performing childish comedy routines. The resulting publicity only serves to further inflate his already gargantuan Napoleon complex, which in turn drives the silly manlet to ever greater levels of compensation. It's a (hilarious) vicious circle. When will they learn?
Hey, isn't that midget comedian Kevin Hart being attacked by a butterfly over there? Yeah, it is - the butterfly must be like a dragon to that microscopic manlet boy!
by ManletDepreciator July 28, 2024
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kevin hart

kevin hart is a celeberty and he is short as FRICK
"i met kevin hart today!"
by the uneducated fart November 01, 2022
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Kevin Hart

“I’m as tall as Kevin Hart”
“Oh, I didn’t know you were 63’9”
by TheEndDragon July 04, 2022
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Kevin Hoskins

Someone that is good at 2k, has a huge dick, but unfortunately is ugly.
He's ugly but his dick is good, he's such a Kevin Hoskins.
by GabbyGirl172 April 16, 2017
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Kevin Sanjaya

A cool and great person yet very classy. He's the best person you ever met in this world.
You know Kevin sanjaya?
Yeah i know, he's such a classy person i want to be like him, anjayy
by Kevin Anjay November 24, 2021
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kevin bozo

the type of person to play basketball and be blasian. he also walks in slow motion and he is probably friends with someone named kervin. he is cool
by cacasuperhead October 18, 2023
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Kevin Costner

A guy some of us have convinced ourselves we look like, despite not being related to or knowing Kevin Costner, or being told once in our life that we were his lookalike. If that's not weird enough, we have convinced ourselves that we have convinced females at work that we looked like Kevin Costner, and that she can't tell the difference between us and Kevin Costner, even injecting a sample the DNA of Kevin Costner into our own blood so that we cant tell the difference between ourselves and Kevin Costner.
Guy at work- No, no, I'm not Kevin Costner, I knew you were gonna say it like everyone else always does, I'm just me.

Girl at work- Somebody told you that you look like Kevin Costner?
by Solid Mantis September 12, 2020
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