what the retarded

A phrase similar to "what the fuck" or "what the hell". Used when something especially stupid or 'retarded' has occured or been said.

Maurice - One time, back at Mountain View, Kyle wrote shit about himself on the bathroom wall, and then he signed my name under it to get me in trouble.

Me - Uh .. what the retarded? That kid's a faggot.

by bokonon June 12, 2005

what the poop!

What Steve says instead of what the hell.

What the poop!!! We had physics homework?!?

by A. Majestic July 24, 2008

what the dickulous?

1. what in the world mixed with ridiculous.
2. what? that is riculous!
3. I can't believe my eyes that was redick!
4. the PG way to say what the !@#$ (you fill in the blank with your favorite 4 letter word)

dood1: hey bro dog.. why were you so late?

dood2: I my car was stolen!

dood1: what the dickulous?!? bro don't you live in like a gated community? AND who would want YOUR car?

by k_u October 9, 2008

what the peanut

this word derived at the science academy of south texas by one of our world geogrophy teachers. the teacher handed out a study sheet and there was a typo thats was suppoesed to say "what is a peanut?" but instead it said "what the peanut?"

the teacher messed up cause he is an old dumn ass

Person 1:hey {person 2} did u do u geography homework
Person 2: What the peanut?

by peanutpeanut December 5, 2006

what's good

a phrase that giant douchebags use to ask "what's up?" or "how are you". sometimes nigga will be added to the end to create and even douchier effect

douche- what's good ma nigga??
actual person who isn't and ignorant fuck- how are you? how have things been?

by crazycat1234567899 September 19, 2009

what's uppers

What's popping my nigga? E-feezy style

What's uppers bitch, i'm a skeet all up on you

by CH, CH ,CH, CHIMP UNIT!! May 7, 2005

what's palpitatin

what's happening what's going on what's poppin what's crackin

what's palpitatin son

by preach April 20, 2007