The Uncle Pat

An involuntary, obvious, and not-so-subtle physical pat on the back or side of shoulder given by a woman receiving a hug, who is uncomfortably being held in the arms of the one delivering the hug.

The Uncle label being the one man in the family that everyone calls Uncle - who's identity lies somewhere between a long lost cousin or just some guy who partied with your dad around the time you were born.
Uncle Ronnie sees you during a holiday event, eyes you up and opens his arms for an embrace. As you hug him he hugs you tighter and tells you how grown up and beautiful you look. After the initial union is made The Uncle Pat is delivered and the rate and power of the pat will increase with the length of the hug.
by Meeron February 20, 2011
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Uncle Bob

A lie so obvious even the person you tell it to knows, but understands they shouldn't ask anything else.
Mexican guy to John Connor - "Who's your friend?" John Connor - "Uh, Uncle Bob" Mexican Guy - "Uncle Bob, eh? Oookay."
by Yardboy May 14, 2015
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Uncle Phill

A person who is wise money minded comedic doesn't take violations and will through you out your house like jazz. Also has a bit of weight deya and height
by Slapittap January 24, 2021
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Uncle Bob

A man of many evils, countless crimes, and a conesseir of child scented candles. He is a known terrorist, mentally retarded, and extremely wealthy. Extremely dangerous, and wanted in many countries. Do not approach, and do not be a minor within 100 miles of him
"Pipe down or I will give uncle Bob your location"
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Uncle stroking

Uncle Stroking is a masturbation technique in which you turn your hand upside down before stroking so that your thumb and index finger are closest to your willy. This is said to increase sexual stamina and libido.
Yeah as soon as I started uncle stroking I was able to fuck her all night like the little princess she is
by Aceman3000 May 15, 2024
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Uncle Streak

Uncle streak is your average European gay man who is addicted to watching shows like 'Friends', sending streaks, and taking pictures and videos of random people in public transport. Also sometimes talking about the good memes
"Uncle streak has sent me streaks for the 69th time today"
by 50 shades of black pearl August 2, 2020
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uncle-by-marriage

Pibling's husband.
My uncle-by-marriage is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
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