the REAL kiss ur partner day

nov. 17th is the TRUE kiss ur partner day 🫶

alpha male: hey babe its november 17th *smooch*
gf: why did u kiss me
alpha male: bc its the REAL kiss ur partner day today

by dafinkey November 16, 2023

fuck ur aunty

it means ur aunty is hot and i want to fuck her

wah fuck ur aunty sia

by auntyflyer June 26, 2023

Ur mom

"ur mom" is the dumbest come back of the century but people still use it anyway.
Especially Middle school kids.

Tom: What did you do yesterday?
Jackson: UR MOM LOL!!!!

Tom: Whats 6x8?
Jackson: Up ur moms Butt LOL!!!!!

by AlliTHEDODObird February 19, 2022

ur Mom

Something so Large, it took Usain Bolt a week to run a Lap around it!

Ur mom so fat

by SussyBbbbaka October 20, 2021

ur mom abc 123 yay

Ur mom abc 123 yay is the worst user of urban dictionary. If your user is this then I feel sorry. This person is the worst to be friends with! If you ever come across them then contact the authorities because they will try and harass you. They have wrote a hurtful hate speech towards everyone who’s named Eshal! If you search “Eshal” EXACTLY Eshal spelled with a capital E and scroll down then you’ll find a definition made by them saying that anyone named Eshal sucks.

Person 1 : Hey! Your mom abc 123 yay just tried to harass me! She called me ugly too 😕
Person 2 : Don’t worry, she’s a low life and only bullies other to feel cool and loved!

by donateurcat April 17, 2022

ur mans uses comic sans

One of the tiers of comebacks used in an intense battle where you or the other person exclaimed ur mom gay to the other. Is said to only be used by masters. Implies a person's man uses the comic sans font.

Carl: ur mom gay
Jeffrey: ur dad lesbian
Carl: ur granny a granny
Jeffrey: don't make me Carl

Carl: u won do it.

Jeffrey: ur mans uses comic sans
*carl starts to melt and erupt into flames*

Carl: ur mom gay
Jeffrey: ur dad lesbian
Carl: ur granny a granny
Jeffrey: don't make me Carl

Carl: u won do it.

Jeffrey: ur mans uses comic sans
*carl dies instantly*

by I have anudeispedia June 1, 2018

ur mum

someone i will be engaging in intercourse with tonight.

ur mum gay

by Claireymondo March 18, 2022