Online Multiple Personality Disorder (OMPD)

Online disorder in which a person posting comments, blogging, chatting, or otherwise electronically communicating, especially while under anonymous screen names, uses multiple screen names to enhance different parts of their offline multiple personalities, and becomes someone and/or something they are not under each name.
(Not to be confused with Online Personality Disorder (OMPD)

"Gladys has 7 AOL Accounts and 49 different screen names she types under- A different one per week. That one is a doctor, that one is a lawyer, that one is a housewife...she uses that one to talk to these people...that one to talk to those people..."
She has Online Multiple Personality Disorder (OMPD)

by JayyTheOrc January 4, 2009

terrible person who deserves to die

clearly this is me, who else would it be?

Hey did you see Nicole last night?
Yeah, she's such a terrible person who deserves to die.

by Shaniqua Lafonda November 27, 2007

HEY YOU THE PERSON WHOS READING THIS

you are a very special person i want you to accept this word and add a word to the urban dictionary called "deadboneman" and then when someone accepts your word I'll find your word rince and repeat i wrote this at " 8:22pm,Sunday,June 20th and if I don't find the word within 5 days. I wrote this word for no reason

Are You Up For The Task?
HEY YOU THE PERSON WHOS READING THIS

by Legobatman2139 June 20, 2021

national kick an ugly person day

on November 13, whenever you see someone so ugly that you have to advert your eyes, just kick them! it’s fun for everyone (unless you’re ugly).

i’m so glad that it’s national kick an ugly person day today because i can’t stand to look at him any longer.

by smexydevan1234567891011 October 20, 2019

National Dropkick A Short Person Day

The day all short people gets dropped kick. The person must be 5’5 to drop kick the shorty.

Me: Hey you know what today is?

Under 5’5 person: huh?

Me: It’s National Dropkick A Short Person Day
Under 5’5 person: Wha
Me: *Dropkicks*
Under 5’5 person:

by Bonism December 12, 2020

the cutest person ever <3

The cutest person ever is my partner

greeney is the cutest person ever <3!

by gchexu September 2, 2021

evolving personalized information construct

According to the Museum of Media History - The "Evolving Personalized Information Construct" is the system by which our sprawling, chaotic mediascape is filtered, ordered and delivered. Everyone contributes now - from blog entries, to phone-cam images, to video reports, to full investigations. Many people get paid too - a tiny cut of Googlezon's immense advertising revenue, proportional to the popularity of their contributions.

The evolving personalized information construct is so going to feature on xkcd.

by Arunabh Das Three June 15, 2008