Butt licking

When a person knows a politician they support is lying and then pretend the politician is being truthful.
by Darth Mercur May 24, 2019
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head lick

When you dip your dick in a liquid then drag your dick across the face of a sleeping victim. This simulates a tongue licking your face. This can also be when you beat someone up using your dick and giving them a lickin'.
Victim: "i had a weird dream were a dog was licking my face"
prankster: "nah, i gave you a head lick"
by eatsleepnut August 15, 2017
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Licked the Umbrella

Licked the Umbrella is a Northern English saying, meaning you've fucked up or messed up.
(Person drops water all over laptop)
Friend : Mate, you've really licked the umbrella there
by fishandchipsandcurrysauce January 02, 2020
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Lick a Homies ass August

during the month of august, a homie can lick another homies ass.
" hey didn't you hear about the month? "
" no why? "
" can i lick ur ass? "
" oh its lick a homies ass august "
by airwixk November 09, 2023
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Melich (me-lick)

Noun: Spineless, bottom feeder, a troll that descended from a jellyfish. Slimy disgusting single-minded organism.
Damn that insurance agent was such a Melich (me-lick), he was so slimy and disgusting he was undressing me with his eyes till you said something. What a perv.
by Gators316 July 12, 2022
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lick and smell

When you lick your gf/bf's butthole and then they fart. It makes your tounge rumble. Girl's farts make it bubble while boy's farts make it pound.
Mia: Did you like that lick and smell? :-)
Me: Yeah do it again so it can make my tounge rumble
by SmartMan69 May 25, 2017
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Go lick a dick

Go lick a dick – A truncated, vulgar insult often used to express contempt or disdain toward someone. The phrase suggests a crude sexual act and is intended to demean or humiliate the person being addressed. The phrase is offensive and generally considered inappropriate in most social settings. Unless your me
I can't believe you lied to me again—go lick a dick like me
by hackerman09 December 20, 2024
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