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dutch crackers

Long ass nails on your thumb used for cracking open a dutch.
During a smoke session, Peter forgot his blade, so he used his dutch crackers to gut that bitch.
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Dutch Blow By

Similar to a Dutch Oven (blowing a fart in bed and then pulling the sheets over your and your bed pal’s head to fishbowl the aroma of your stinking toot), the Dutch Blow By is when your are spooning your lover. And as the big spoon, you reach around to manually stimulate your lover, said lover then blows a fart on your junk or thighs. And as you try to escape the blinding gas, a plume of stank volcanoes out of the sheets.
Yo, I was doing it with my girl and she laid a Dutch Blow By on me.
by TrixieMcDuff August 6, 2018
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queef Dutch oven

When a male is performing oral sex on a woman and she aggressively queefs.
She gave me a queef Dutch oven last night. I loved it!
by QueefQueen666 August 29, 2023
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Dutch Courgette

A recreational past time involving two friends, a courgette and some marijuana. You take the courgette and put a hole in it from top to bottom. Then you put a hole at the midpoint that intersects the first hole. Pack this hole full of marijuana. The first friend takes this courgette packed with pot and insert it in their arse hole. The second friend gets into position and lights the weed. To keep the weed burning the first friend occasionally farts to provide airflow as the second friend draws in a heady breath of THC and shit
Friend 1: Oh dude I just broke my bong
Friend 2: Don't worry fam I've got you back, I've got a courgette and some lube. We can do a Dutch courgette
by Flaming_Monkey March 11, 2022
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Dutch Speedo

the art of wearing g string speedo's backwards
" Did you see Adrian today, he had on his dutch speedos"
by revnhigh August 22, 2012
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Dutches

Dutches means royalty bout she's A very pretty female ,very atractive also she's highly intelligent And she is nice but if you push her to her limit she can be a real bitch
Omg dutches is so cute😍

Did you see when dutches pushed railey

"No dutches is way to nice"☺
by Day by nigth December 16, 2018
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battering a dutch boy

the explicit desire to bum a male
stosh wants to take part in battering a dutch boy
by getmehame June 21, 2021
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