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pirate door

when y about to smash yo girl in the ass and she won't let it in
my girl made a pirate door om me
by JULEMAND666 January 23, 2018
mugGet the pirate doormug.

Screen door shit

Diarrhea so runny and projecting at a high velocity that it’ll fly right through a screen door.
“I ate at the Mexican place and got the screen door shits so bad before I even left the parking lot.” Jayson
by BUTT0N February 8, 2021
mugGet the Screen door shitmug.

Door

A object that you open to enter a place before closing it or you open it to exit a place before closing it.
This is the only legit definition on this site, i think.
Person 1: Open the door, i've been knocking for 25 seconds!
Person 2: Ok, fine! Just stop squirming!
Or:
Person 1: Why is the door moving uncommanded?
Person 2: It's october 31st, dumdum.
Person 1: Ohhh, ok!
by Approaching Minimums June 8, 2023
mugGet the Doormug.

Office door mat

Referred to as the office administrator. Others will pile shit on your plate and pull you in 5 different ways. Accomplishing any task of will become nearly impossible. People will copy you in on emails and tell other people that you will be reaching out to them. This covers ones ass., but not yours. You will be paid less than 95% of people in a company. If you are hourly you will be will the first person at the office in the morning and the last one to leave.
Thanks Sharon, our office door mat will reach out to you to insert task here.
by Chet Chestsky September 20, 2018
mugGet the Office door matmug.

Green Door

A building located on Clark St. in Evanston, notorious for its residents acting unnecessarily proud of their accommodations.
Johnny: Where is the pregame at tonight?
Bobby Oh, my apartment. Green Door. Have you heard of it?
Johnny: Fuck you Bobby. I'll see you at 10.
by YungStunnaHardAsFuck April 2, 2016
mugGet the Green Doormug.

jacky jacky 9 doors

a guy whos holes are used so much they are like a door that doesnt have a lock
by anonymous February 24, 2025
mugGet the jacky jacky 9 doorsmug.

door

a door
it's a door
by a;lksdjfalsdkjf May 26, 2022
mugGet the doormug.

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