call someone a penis door hinge slammer if they have a 50ae desert eagle rammed into the roof of their mouth and then they will turn around suck your dick the slam it in a door hinge and swallow the snapped of bit of erect penis, hence the name
by CheeseCake420e October 28, 2020
Get the penis door hinge slammermug. by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022
Get the simps next doormug. An instagram/tiktok trends that consist of one person opening a door in the most bizarre way possible.
- I did the door challenge last week, I used my butt to open a door
Maria did the door challenge, using her head to open the door
Maria did the door challenge, using her head to open the door
by Funky Boy March 29, 2022
Get the Door Challengemug. The act of inviting a boy you like over to your house and then during dinner, you spill water all over him to make him yours......basically this is how to get the boys.
Dude: Eve totally pulled a Northern Texas Door Jam on me!!
Dude2: Whoaa, dude she is thirsty for you!
Dude: Yeah, totally dude
Dude2: Whoaa, dude she is thirsty for you!
Dude: Yeah, totally dude
by Pillar of Salt October 7, 2014
Get the Northern Texas Door Jammug. A object that you open to enter a place before closing it or you open it to exit a place before closing it.
This is the only legit definition on this site, i think.
This is the only legit definition on this site, i think.
Person 1: Open the door, i've been knocking for 25 seconds!
Person 2: Ok, fine! Just stop squirming!
Or:
Person 1: Why is the door moving uncommanded?
Person 2: It's october 31st, dumdum.
Person 1: Ohhh, ok!
Person 2: Ok, fine! Just stop squirming!
Or:
Person 1: Why is the door moving uncommanded?
Person 2: It's october 31st, dumdum.
Person 1: Ohhh, ok!
by Approaching Minimums June 8, 2023
Get the Doormug. Referred to as the office administrator. Others will pile shit on your plate and pull you in 5 different ways. Accomplishing any task of will become nearly impossible. People will copy you in on emails and tell other people that you will be reaching out to them. This covers ones ass., but not yours. You will be paid less than 95% of people in a company. If you are hourly you will be will the first person at the office in the morning and the last one to leave.
by Chet Chestsky September 20, 2018
Get the Office door matmug. A building located on Clark St. in Evanston, notorious for its residents acting unnecessarily proud of their accommodations.
Johnny: Where is the pregame at tonight?
Bobby Oh, my apartment. Green Door. Have you heard of it?
Johnny: Fuck you Bobby. I'll see you at 10.
Bobby Oh, my apartment. Green Door. Have you heard of it?
Johnny: Fuck you Bobby. I'll see you at 10.
by YungStunnaHardAsFuck April 2, 2016
Get the Green Doormug.