Jack of laids

A person free of any sexual orientation.
Someone who satisfied with whatever he/she finds if they reach down anybodies pants.

Lady: I wanna tell you something.
Jack: What is it babe?
Lady: (deep voice) I have a penis.
Jack: Don't worry about it babe I'm a Jack of laids.

Man: Oh babe I can't believe you gonna let me have a threesome with your best friend!
Jackie: I know its gonna be soo hot I can't wait to watch you f**k Lisa's boyfriend.
Man: Wait what?! I'm not gay!
Jackie: Neither am I, I am a Jack of laids.
Man: Ok might as well give it a try.

by MixedSexualArtist October 1, 2012

Jack and Dez

A very in love couple. Dez is a very short girl who loves her boyfriend Jack with all she's got.She has a dog named Sparky . She loves Jack so much that when he's absent from school, her whole day is upside down and she can't wait to see him next. Jack feels the same way about Dez. He loves her with everything he's got, more than Dez realizes. They shall one day spawn billions and billions of babies who will rise to take over the world.

Person 1: "did you see that cute couple?"

Person 2: "yeah bro they are such a Jack and Dez"

by SparkyTheDog December 31, 2012

jack conrad

a guy named jack conrad.

jack conrad wrote this

by conrad jack August 3, 2012

Casper Jacking

the act of manipulating yourself through your pocket while on a bus or train or public transporation, or at a public park or street, while looking at an attractive female.

Neal was Casper Jacking to the hot blonde on the MBTA the other day.

by joeswedding October 29, 2011

Jack McGuigan

Referring to someone's body.

"Damn she has the sexiest Jack McGuigan!"

by JimtheDragon November 8, 2011

thanos jack

God.

Thanos Jack 3 confirmed.

by thanos jack 3 confirmed October 25, 2018

Jack harry

A handsome English caring boy who is loyal and loves fortnite. If u see a Johnny Orlando look a like on the street you would be like “ooo that’s a jack harry” jack Harry’s r sm better than kyles

“Ooh jack harry is hot”

by Lovelychildren February 23, 2019