Any man or woman who is so inept in the kitchen that they chew on frozen pizza bruv. if they've had too much to drink and need to throw up, they will proceed to take down their trousers revealing their crack, thus the name. You know when a jack the crack is elated as they say "decent". A JC loves to fight for their own entertainment and youll know when they are up for it by them yelling "cooooome on". They are especially horny for larger woman and look for a "bad B with a big back". A Jack the Cracks street slang comes from their desperation to escape their loving white middle class family. All in all a decent geezer.
by eggybastard123 February 4, 2021
Get the Jack the Crackmug. by P@nduh November 18, 2016
Get the emo jackingmug. A Jack Marsh is somebody that trembles in the sight of a father figure due to a dodgy past. A Jack Marsh for the most part will be an absolute bellend and be often subject to playing the victim card. His family name goes down generations in the fens due to 90% of the town chatteris being somehow related. A Jack Marsh is a boy of few words but when spoke to you are guaranteed major autism.
by FlynnyJoe October 29, 2019
Get the Jack Marshmug. by DeadTaco1 March 16, 2016
Get the cheddar jackmug. by CG MonoChrome August 3, 2019
Get the Pulling a jackmug. John: (Tapping sound)
Roy: Dude could you please wait till I'm out of the room at least to jack off? Don't say you didn't because I can totally hear your jack taps over here.
Roy: Dude could you please wait till I'm out of the room at least to jack off? Don't say you didn't because I can totally hear your jack taps over here.
by Leubert McCracken January 13, 2011
Get the Jack Tapsmug. Person 1: do you know Jack robertson?
Person 2: yes he is so cool he smokes weed and drinks vodka but I'm scared of him.
Person 2: yes he is so cool he smokes weed and drinks vodka but I'm scared of him.
by Strong jack robertson December 15, 2019
Get the Jack robertsonmug.