Ohio road map

When anal fucking your partner doggystyle you proceed to pull out before you blow your load , you draw your route that your going to go with the ass juice on your cock, once you choose a destination blow you load then proceed to leave the house and follow the map to see where you end up.

Map quest wasn’t working so I had to use the old Ohio road map to get me to my destination.

by lcarpetrondukemarriott September 3, 2022

road wife

Road Wife (BFF) refers to a Friend/Colleague who's Ride or Die. Very close to you and knows your Deepest Secrets.

Eg 1: Michelle was Torrie's Road Wife before her Husband got her hands on her.
Eg 2: She's my Road Wife since 15 years now. We have so many memories together!

by Kgreen97 October 30, 2022

THE UNITED ROAD

A YOUTUBE CHANNEL ABOUT THE ENGLISH FOOTBALL CLUB MANCHESTER UNITED.RAN BY A PERSON NAMED ANSHUMAN. HE DOES A WATCHALONG FOR EVERY MANCHESTER UNITED GAME. ALSO HE SOMETIMES HAS EXTREMLY BAD FOOTBALL OPINIONS.

THE UNITED ROAD IS AN IDIOT

by POTATOBOY251 November 5, 2022

Musical Roads

A road that makes sound by driving over them and because of grooves in the ground.

There are two Musical Roads in the United States.

by Lowfatbodywash November 6, 2022

stump road

A one lane dead end road you take your woman down to fuck on a tree stump.

She could barely walk after ride down stump road!

by OateeBoatFlash November 18, 2022

Why did the condom cross the road?

Because it was pissed off

'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere

by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022

Off-roading

A bowel movement involving faeces, diarrhea, and flatulence in quick succession or in combination.

I shouldn’t have had that mango lassi with dinner — it will send me off-roading later tonight.

by jtrefgarne April 25, 2022