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Road Dog

(Early 90s Slang) A young woman who is promiscuous, usually of Hispanic or Latino decent, from the ghetto, or an impoverished urban area. These women are usually loud, abnoxious, and trashy and can often be found with their six inch bangs hair sprayed straight up, vertically, from the forehead.

Synonym: Hood Rat
Those girls dropped off heir panties quick, they’re a couple of road dogs.
by Valerie_1234 July 20, 2024
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For ordinary road death

The model ford for ordinary road death was where my dad raped me now I'm a pedestrian customer service rocks
by Cody5050 January 29, 2022
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road smokey

Road head ; give a man blow job while he's driving a car 🚗down the road.
Bens girlfriend gave him a road smokey on the way to the movies
by Randy1224 February 26, 2017
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Road Enthusiasts

The driver of an automobile. Such as cars, motorcycles, semis, and or forklifts.
Be careful not to cause an accident and injure other road enthusiasts.
by Di0nysus May 27, 2021
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Leroy: Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?
Carl: $20 is $20 and we’re in a recession.
by goldengrey1776 May 30, 2024
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine

There are many types of the joke, such as:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."

"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."

"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."

A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)
Here is an example:

Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."

Brook: "Spit it out dude."

Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."

Johnathan: ":("
by Detailed July 16, 2023
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Alabama Road Burn

When you pull your pecker out of a woman’s ass and it has and shit on it
“Man Keisha gave me some sick Alabama Road Burn last night, and didn’t even apologize
by 6BBC9 December 25, 2018
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