Smoke a cigarette in the rain

Hyperbole (exaggerated statement) describing a person with an extremely large nose.

Have you ever seen Zach Hadel before? That thing is huge!

Yeah, he could smoke a cigarette in the rain.

by Professor Doodlewacker May 8, 2024

Smoke a man

Having a man spread his legs and put his dick in your mouth, while you suck it one must grab a lighter and light his ass hairs on fire, allowing the smoke to come out his urethra and into your mouth.

Have you ever had the chance to smoke a man, the flavor is quite appealing.

by xhmxnano July 27, 2024

Whom smokes a cabinet, drinks a window

Someone who's even weirder behind closed doors / who outdid themself.

Person 1: Did you hear about what James did?! That dude's wild!! I always knew he wasn't right in the head.

Person 2: Well, you know what they say. Whom smokes a cabinet, drinks a window.

by Elderflower_sickness May 25, 2023

Smoke Feed

Fake Weed. Half of the time just grass or paper.

I bought some weed from my usual dealer but the little ass hole sold me smoke feed.

by Vinnie V. December 16, 2006

anal smoke detector

When she's such a smoke show, your ass starts beeping (for Joe 🩷)

"Damn, that girl was giving me eyes! Totally setting off my anal smoke detector!"

by Katalina Kaboom June 19, 2025

catch this smoke

When you about to get jumped by 5 black people with guns or preferably hands

If you don't stop fucking with my sister you gonna have 2 catch this smoke

by my blicky hard March 19, 2019

girly smoke

Weed smoked for the sole purpose going sleep

Did you hear Harry girly smokes?

Yeah I heard it helps him sleep like rock after a long days work

by Barbiesplasticpussy December 14, 2022