Guys that wear colored shorts are complete douch bags. They think they are the shit but in reality they have no friends. Someone who wears colored shorts is completely unathletic and is the meaning of a fuck boy. Probably has a shit ton of gel in his hair and is slicked to the right.
by I speak the truth 123098 April 19, 2018
Get the colored shortsmug. by hollamcdolla August 7, 2022
Get the Shortmug. The greatest song of all time and the anthem of manletism. The legendary first song of Randy Newman's aptly named and superlative 1977 album Little Criminals. This musical masterpiece catapulted the already illustrious Newman to well-deserved international fame and fortune and cemented his status as an absolute legend of the entertainment industry. Short People has blessed the six-foot tall Randy Newman with a fanatical following of rabid manlet fanboys who delight in the fact that Saint Newman, as they affectionately call him, lives a luxurious lifestyle and will undoubtedly enjoy a kingly retirement ascribable to the magnificent song that has enriched their lowly lives so much.
Did you know that Short People was a smash hit on the radio, reaching its zenith at number two of the Billboard Hot 100 for three consecutive weeks? Imagine being a silly, little manlet boy driving to work with Short People constantly playing on the radio and everybody at work laughing at you. Manlets BTFO. Short people got nobody. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 23, 2024
Get the Short Peoplemug. by anonymous February 28, 2023
Get the Short kingmug. A shorts user is a person who uses YouTube Shorts on a daily basis. They are probably the most annoying and retarded Internet users of all time. They overuse phrases and make fun of anything, like using a retarded and stupid porn joke or calling something slightly weird an Ohio thing. They argue on ANYTHING, whether it's history, politics or opinions. They watch/make stupid and retarded sigma videos, stupid fucking reaction videos or any unfunny videos they can find. Overall, bluepilled annoying mongoloids.
Shorts user: Average n*gga from Ohio
Person: Ohio is unoriginal and unfunny
Shorts user: Sigma doesn't show their emotions 🗿🍷
Person: Shut the fuck up you fucking faggot
Shorts user: Bro said small penis 💀💀💀 Edit: OMG TYSM FOR THE LIKES!!!!! Edit: Mom, im famous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person: Ohio is unoriginal and unfunny
Shorts user: Sigma doesn't show their emotions 🗿🍷
Person: Shut the fuck up you fucking faggot
Shorts user: Bro said small penis 💀💀💀 Edit: OMG TYSM FOR THE LIKES!!!!! Edit: Mom, im famous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Bosnianfishpants2008 April 13, 2023
Get the Shorts usermug. 
As a verb: to humiliate, to make one feel inadequate.
As a noun: one who is inadequate or humiliated.
As a noun: one who is inadequate or humiliated.
Example: The guys at the end of the bar were in a short dick contest. They were engaging in a one-upmanship contest and the loser is short dicked.
by Xi- November 18, 2020
Get the Short Dickmug.