Alaskan Throat Punch

When you put your wiener in a bucket of ice, then you pull it out and shove it in a girl's throat

I gave my girl an Alaskan Throat Punch last night.

by shneed March 21, 2017

Sidewalk sucker punch

Being struck in the belly by the handle of a snow shovel. This usually happens when you walk behind a snow shovel as you plow the snow out of the way and suddenly strike a crack or seam in the cement.

Oh man! I just got nailed by a sidewalk sucker punch. It knocked the wind out of me. I'll finish shoveling the snow later.

by DrTinz February 19, 2008

Tanzanian tongue punch

When you're eating a girl out and she has her legs wrapped around you. Then you penetrate her butthole with your tongue and she's so surprised, she spreads her legs like a monkey from Tanzania

Damn bro, that Tanzanian tongue punch made that bitch flail. Butt stuff ass play rim job penetration

by hoover50 December 1, 2015

eat your punches

to take your punch in the mouth

"i want to punch you"

"i'll eat your punches and break your neck

by eboehm February 13, 2017

Kung Poo Punch

(Verb) kung-poo-punching

Kung Poo punching is the act of punching your partners anus so hard that your first is completely swallowed by their anus. Also making a "wii cha" sound when doing so.

This usually results in death for the victim, as the person Kung-Poo-Punching them usually takes a kidney as a trophey.

Bob: Woah, last night i Kung Poo Punched my girlfriend so hard, that i got carried away and took her kidney as a trophey.
Jane: Oh wow, i might try that with Rod tonight.

by Horwitzerr April 7, 2011

Three-Hole Punch

1. A commonplace piece of office equipment.

2. Mitt Romney's favorite sexual position.

Very often, women require a good old fashioned three-hole punch before they will fit into a binder.

by Harris Bergenstein October 17, 2012

donkey punch toboggan

when a man donkey punches a woman at the top of a staircase and rides her down the stairs

Marge rode Mark with her asshole but wouldn't let him have an orgasm. So Mark did a donkey punch toboggan to Marge and he came all over her at the bottom of the stairs.

by The Scottish Muffinman November 25, 2009