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Thank you, God, for our strong boundary wall. It keeps the loud voices and drama far away from us. Our home is now very quiet and very peaceful. I feel happy and safe inside my house. Every person who enters here brings only kindness. Only peaceful sounds and happy thoughts are allowed here. We feel deep love and great strength in every room.
La’alam. Amen. Amen.
Thank you, God, for our strong boundary wall. It keeps the loud voices and drama far away from us. Our home is now very quiet and very peaceful. I feel happy and safe inside my house. Every person who enters here brings only kindness. Only peaceful sounds and happy thoughts are allowed here. We feel deep love and great strength in every room.
La’alam. Amen. Amen.
The Seal: My home is a sanctuary of focus and light; so it is written, so it is done.
The Fortress of Peace Prayer is accepted now. Thank You Universe.
The Fortress of Peace Prayer is accepted now. Thank You Universe.
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