Off Seasoning

The pseudo training that occurs during foul weather times in anticipation of the up and coming prime seasons for outdoor recreation. Involves searching out abnormal exercise routines like; going to the gym, swimming at indoor pool, the climbing gym, old fitness equipment in the basement. That pursuit of fitness contrasted with increased detrimental activities such as beer drinking, watching movies, partying, and a net calorie gain.

“Yo, haven’t seen you in while, what have you been up to?”

“Oh just off seasoning my body for skiing, you know working out in a gym and hitting the Brew Pub a lot”

by maximun skiing minum dollar September 19, 2009

schacking off

To masturbate for the first time, but not knowing what to to

Damn it jimmy, if you can't figure it out, then don't try schacking off. Its dangerous if you don't know how to do it properly

by illogical philosticist November 29, 2014

Nerding Off

When your talking to a person and they start going off about a comic book hero or video game and all you can do is nod and pretend you understand what they are saying

Girl 1: Hey! how was your weekend?
Girl 2: Oh fun. i was busy dodging lightning bolts in the thunder plains

Girl 3: wha...?
Girl 2: Oh you see i have to dodge them 200 times in order to get the venus sigil and... (blah blah blah)

Girl 1: oh look there she goes nerding off again

by xXMiss_SuicideXx May 29, 2010

Meme off

When someone and yourself send memes to each other and face off or "meme off" until someone sends laughing emojis.

Bro 1: Hey bro, that was a nice meme off. You almost had me with the "The Mandalorian" one.
Bro 2: Yeah bro, that was a great one. I was hoping that would get you. I'm not surprised I lost to your Hannibal Buress narrating a game of tennis one. That one is hilarious.
Bro 1: That meme is my favorite one, bro. It gets me every time.

by MemeLord5729 April 19, 2020

Fek off

Fek off is the word to describe a feeling when you cannot be arsed with anyone or anything

Oh for fucksake just fek off of why dont ya

by Wagwaan June 16, 2020

Off Brick

From the start. The first time. Initially. From the beginning.

They should've ordered the coffee they wanted off brick instead of bothering the barista to remake their drink.

by B89WILLIAMS August 18, 2018

Plonked off

Fall asleep all of a sudden and sleep like you haven't slept in 10 days

Katrina: Hey Becky, what happened to you last week?
Becky: Oh I plonked off for a week while I was talking to you. The cops woke me up when the neighbors complained about a foul stench coming from my apartment.

Katrina: Fuck, you bitch!

by gandalforever2008 June 4, 2013