Dutch Sandstorm

when you masturbate too much and you just nut air
So a guy named 'tears' went too heavy on pornhub and got a case of dutch sandstorm

- dutchcollegeslave, Chaturbate Raven_Alternative (Christian Streamer)
by Lenovhoe December 19, 2020
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dutch pickle

Preserving in brine the detached penis of the Dutch husband after death. First usage traced to late 16th century Amsterdam, the dutch pickle pre-dates the modern dildo by four hundred years.
"The Dutch pickle everything, even penises. Hence: the dutch pickle."
by Moon Daddy November 26, 2020
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Dutch common sense

Thinking you can handle any crisis, just because you're good at building dikes.

Translates to "Hollandse nuchterheid."
"Jan, don't worry, just use your Dutch common sense instead of a face-mask."
by Morty297 October 14, 2020
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Dutching

dutching means to put your hand on someone's chest to give them power, keep them healthy and happy. If you believe in the power of dutching you can get elemental powers such as controlling the wind, fire, water and many others.
"Im going to quickly dutch you"

"dutching keeps you happy and healthy and gives you power!"
by nunikthree August 18, 2023
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Dutch Pussy

An act where a woman puts roughly 20 pennies inside of her vagina before having sex with her partner.
That Dutch Pussy felt interesting because the pennies added a unique texture inside of her vagina.
by Can-O-Baked Beans October 12, 2022
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When you score the game winning point after the other team being at match point for a while.
Doneal saved the ball and was almost clutch clutch double dutch, but Joshua fucked up the pass, making us lose the heart breaking game.
by gardan huang June 12, 2017
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Dutch Village

A Sex act in which multiple individuals, often participating in a Gangbang, trap another individual beneath a blanket while engaging in potent, eye watering, gag inducing flatulence.
Markus, Chad, David, and I gave Louise a dutch village; She nearly threw up in the bed!
by GrunkleChunk April 26, 2023
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