Traffic Jam

An awesome-ass original song made by "Weird Al" Yankovic. It's about a guy and he's stuck in the middle of a traffic jam. Yeah, who would've guessed. Listen to it, it's really good.

Person 1: Aw, man, I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam...
Person 2: I haven't moved one inch from this here spot...
Person 1: What the fuck are you talking about?
Person 2: Traffic Jam, the freeway's one big parking lot
Person 1: Oh, shit, that fucking awesome-ass song by "Weird Al" Yankovic???
Person 2: Traffic Jam, my radiator's boiling hot...
Person 1: And now I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam.

by weird al yankovic fan number f January 13, 2025

Muskoka Log Jam

When at the point of ejaculation, the man places the tip of his penis firmly against the woman's ear canal and releases his cum. After shooting his cum into the woman's ear he uses his finger or a q-tip to jam the cum into the ear canal as deep as possible.

I met this girl at the bar yesterday. Took her home and gave her a Muskoka Log Jam.

by Huxtable Smithers January 19, 2025

jam-jams

someone's favorite show

Put on your fav tv show, your jam-jams

by swingingpocketwatchtocontrolU February 3, 2025

《¤》Flash 《¤》flash 《¤》 Flash 《Gun Jam in GooGle Chrome Web Browser》

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Person 343: 《¤》Flash 《¤》flash 《¤》 Flash 《Gun Jam in GooGle Chrome Web Browser》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025

Reeves puff edibles puff edibles《¤》Smoke 《¤》 smoke 《¤》 Smoke 《¤》《¤》Flash 《¤》flash 《¤》 Flash 《Gun Jam in GooGle Chrome Web Browser》

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Person 343: Reeves puff edibles puff edibles《¤》Smoke 《¤》 smoke 《¤》 Smoke 《¤》《¤》Flash 《¤》flash 《¤》 Flash 《Gun Jam in GooGle Chrome Web Browser》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025

Jam Hall

Well well... If he's calling, you really must not have liked that last round.

Hym "Yeah, the Jam Hall doesn't usually call until I say something like that so, yeah. That's about right."

by Hym Iam March 15, 2025

Jam Lourine

A person that will not hesitate to pounce at you and hurt you. Came from the latin word "Jamus Laurious" which means death to democracy.

Jam lourine stabbed a bloke last night.

by Gunther445 November 23, 2021