Mike

The term given to a miserable, shell of a man that is dating or married to a Karen. (see simp)

Carl: "So, yeah... Karen made me get rid of the Porsche and get a mini van."
Andy: "Congrats on the new kid!!"
Carl: "She's not pregnant."
Andy: "...Mike"

by MRTY-2002 October 6, 2020

big soaring mike

an absolute lad. will always shoot up black tar heroin in the school bathroom. he is a well rounded guy that will always hit women. don't ever fuck with big soaring mike.

yea big soaring mike is the man, he sold me heroin.

by big soaring mike June 9, 2020

Mike Fantastic

An AMAZING band! From Cardiff, they auditioned on Britain's Got Talent but the judges didn't recognise true talent, so they didn't win :( They consist of Owen Sheppard Vocals, Michael Rudge Keys/Electronics,Olly Howells Keys/Electronics,Matthew Birch Bass Guitar and Luke Welsby Drums

Person 1: OMG Did you hear that amazing song, Turn off the lights?
Person 2: Yeah by Mike Fantastic! They truly are fantastic.

by Sophadley July 26, 2010

mike

"mike" ist eine Minute

A: "Kommst du on ?"
B: "Gib mir 10 mike."

by pnx leader July 12, 2020

Mike Duffy

alongside Bernie Madoff, the epitome of political corruption in modern Canada

Since I hate corruption, I also hate Mike Duffy as a politician

by Sexydimma February 11, 2015

Mike rzepka

The best guy you will ever meet! He has gorgeous eyes. And great hair! He is so funny and nice. If you meet a mike rzepka you will not be able to stop staring and drooling. He is so hot that you will start sweating whenever you see him. Mike rzepka is the best person in the world and he is mine so yeah...

"OMFG"
Is that a MIKE RZEPKA
YEAH HE IS HOTT

by Crazycandy3 January 4, 2013

Dirty mike

The owner of a big fat fucking head

See that kool person over there his a dirty mike dont fuck with his fat head

by Fatheadmike April 3, 2020