Mexican Burn

the period of time after eating cheap Mexican food when every internal organ in your body lights on fire. Usually followed by extended periods on the toilet.

Guy 1 "dude, what's wrong with you?"
Guy 2 "Mexican burn"
Guy 1 "told you to quit eating those $2 enchilada specials"

by Smitten_Kitten13 August 10, 2010

Mexican Onion

A body odor so foul it makes the phlegm peel from that back of your throat. Someone who doesnt shower for two weeks in August.

That dude driving the rusted out fish head covered 1980 chevy malibu smells like a Mexican Onion!

by C Yaz Kicks Jeters butt in March 24, 2011

Mexican Train Wreck

You need:
A buddy to help,
1 Mexican Prostitute
1 Fleet Enema
1 bottle Ipecac syrup.

Have your buddy give the hooker the Ipecac first, then you administer the Fleet enema according to package directions. Quickly stuff both her anal and oral orifices...Wait for the train wreck to occur..

Man, Tom & I picked up a Street walker last night, and figured we would try a Mexican Train Wreck. She puked all over Toms' junk and I cannot get the poop smell out of my junk

by 77quadcam April 21, 2011

mexican cockroach

the act of a crazy mexican steping on a sleeping mans dick thinking its a cockroach

my mexican wife steped on my dick this moring she said it was a mexican cockroach and i was like wtf

by creeper911 January 16, 2011

Mexican Coupons

Food Stamps, especially the older 'paper stamp' kind, as opposed to the new credit card type.

My cousin complained once when he was 5 about how slow the checkout lines move when the people in front of you are using 'mexican coupons'. We laughed so hard we nearly passed out, and I have never used the words 'food stamps' since.

by Brett T. May 12, 2007

Mexican Tornado

A Mexican Tornado is when you're screwing a girl from behind, then pull out, ejaculate into her hair, and push her down the stairs. The twirling motion of her hair with your jiz in it while she's tumbling down the stairs is what is known as a Mexican Tornado.

"How did Maria die?"


"Well she experienced one too many Mexican Tornados."

by DoctorVahnFaustus October 24, 2008

mexican touchdown

A sexual act utilizing any variety of Taco Bell hot sauce as lubricant. Most often used when referring to anal sex.

Johnny's girlfriend was entirely turned off of anal sex after he scored a Mexican Touchdown.

by evanave November 14, 2013