The Mary Erskine School Curse

stuck up bitches with their head up they’re own arse. Closed minded and put shame on anyone who don’t think their way. Usually developed during the primary 7 so senior 1 stage. Haven’t heard of a sesh

Eh John is she coming tonight?
No, she’s a victim of the Mary erskine school curse

by seshgod69696969 November 1, 2018

saint mary catholic school

SMCC is a catholic school for thots and prep kids.

The kids at Saint Mary Catholic School are just preppies and thots

by SMCCbeDUMB September 20, 2019

Virgin Mary pregnancy scare

When a woman who’s never had sex feels like they’re pregnant after a prolonged period no menstruation

I haven’t gotten my period in 2 months I’m having the Virgin Mary pregnancy scare!!!

by Gardenofolives October 8, 2019

Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion

When you put an unopened umbrella in a man's urethra and, once it is firmly in place, you open up the umbrella.

Guy 1: Bro, my dick hurts so bad.

Guy 2: Why, what happened last night?

Guy 1: Sarah gave me a Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion and now my dick looks like the Sarlacc Pit.

by djmagicb2002 January 28, 2020

Mary Susan Sue The II

Some random ass fucking alternate that's after a random ass bitch that killed her kids

Mary: “Hey, Where are my kids?”
John: “Uh.. They're somewhere, Mary Susan Sue The II, Just don't look outside the window..”
Mary: “...You killed my kids.”
John: “Im sorry.”

by captain ! March 13, 2023

Mary The Virgin Muslim Solider

A virgin muslim whos name is either Mary or Maryam

"are u coming to the party"
"no i cant i have plans with Mary The Virgin Muslim Solider"

by MortenKinnieAndProud September 21, 2021

mary jane's pleasure lane

The act of excessively whapping it after smoking weed.

Don: Yo man did you study for that test?
Weez: I totally forgot bro. I fell asleep after taking a trip down mary jane's pleasure lane.

by DS612 December 16, 2008