The sexiest guy in the world apart from his dad. he’s the nicest guy and a gift from god.He spends most of his time on the toilet. His a gift from God and has really nice clothing
Matthew is sexy
by hehsjakgdjs November 10, 2021
The sexiest guy in the world apart from his dad. he’s the nicest guy and a gift from god.He spends most of his time on the toilet. His a gift from God and has really nice clothing
Matthew is sexy asf
by hehsjakgdjs November 10, 2021
by discombobulated4 November 08, 2021
Matthew is a computer science major and know a little Spanish I think. He is just the silliest goose and has long luscious locks and hates run on sentences. He also enjoys hitting grandmas with his car on the weekends. He also enjoys prank calling missing cat posters. If you were to punch him he wouldn't fall over, however if you sneezed on him his immune system would take the L. Common guy who enjoys making films and Eldon Ring and has negative negative rizz. Also has a Morbius body pillow
" I'm lactose intolerant"
"Classic Matthew L. Hold on someone's calling me about my missing cat, wait are you calling me rn?"
"Classic Matthew L. Hold on someone's calling me about my missing cat, wait are you calling me rn?"
by furry overlord February 03, 2023
A very cute guy. Also very nice and has a hot smile. A great friend and always kind to everyone. Has a great sense of humor and loves to make people laugh. Always has the most fun time he can have. Usually athletic.
by starrr ✨ October 21, 2019
by Bruiser85b March 05, 2022
Person 1: Who is that disappointing penguin over there?
Person 2: Oh, that's Matthew. He is useless.
Person 2: Oh, that's Matthew. He is useless.
by Very small PP man November 21, 2022