oh mary, don't ask!

Homosexual subculture expression where one over the edge gay man indicates that the news or incident that has happened to him isjust too terrible to explain (but he's going to tell you anyway); Mary ... another gay man

QUESTION: So where is the autographed program from the Barbra Streisand concert?
REPLY: Oh Mary, don't ask! After I rode the train for two fucking hours out to Port Jefferson, that fucking tight assed bitch wouldn't sell it to me.

by Frankie & Johnny April 08, 2005

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The Mary Erskine School Curse

stuck up bitches with their head up they’re own arse. Closed minded and put shame on anyone who don’t think their way. Usually developed during the primary 7 so senior 1 stage. Haven’t heard of a sesh

Eh John is she coming tonight?
No, she’s a victim of the Mary erskine school curse

by seshgod69696969 November 01, 2018

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Mary Susan Sue The II

Some random ass fucking alternate that's after a random ass bitch that killed her kids

Mary: “Hey, Where are my kids?”
John: “Uh.. They're somewhere, Mary Susan Sue The II, Just don't look outside the window..”
Mary: “...You killed my kids.”
John: “Im sorry.”

by captain ! March 13, 2023

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saint mary catholic school

SMCC is a catholic school for thots and prep kids.

The kids at Saint Mary Catholic School are just preppies and thots

by SMCCbeDUMB September 21, 2019

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Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion

When you put an unopened umbrella in a man's urethra and, once it is firmly in place, you open up the umbrella.

Guy 1: Bro, my dick hurts so bad.

Guy 2: Why, what happened last night?

Guy 1: Sarah gave me a Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion and now my dick looks like the Sarlacc Pit.

by djmagicb2002 January 29, 2020

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