Life orgasm

When you think of an idea (usually when high) that brings extreme joy and pleasure, but only lasts as long as you can keep it.

*After blunt

Ross: Yeah dog that blunt was tight, so what are we doin' tomorrow?

Matt: Ohhh EAhah.... Dude! I just remembered we were snowboarding tomorrow! Totally just had a life orgasm

by Hola4Tola January 4, 2011

Life-Rape

When someone from your past inappropriatly intrudes on your present life by contacting you over Facebook, grilling you, then are never heard from again.

"Do you remember that guy Jon? He life-raped me last week,"

"Loser."

"Yup."

facebook face rape

by Monkey Shelita August 21, 2010

Time Life

An evil company that produces musical collections that no one wants just to take up time during commerical breaks.

note: Time life should DIE

Ex:
Commerical) 100 Songs for kids can be yours for only 19.95

Viewer) Augh my ears they bleed!

by Marcus M July 28, 2005

Life Abortion

Life Abortion

- 1 part Tequila
- 1 part Sloe Gin
- 1 part Malibu
- 1 part Absolut Mandarin
- 1/2 part O.J.

Directions:
Make in batch serve as shots.

Result:
You get crunk.

Occasion:
Weddings, Bachelor/Bachelorette, or any other festivity that will end your life.

Went to the bar for my cousins bachelor party and we drank Life Abortions© all night.

by c0ck r0cka October 24, 2008

Life Virgin

Somebody who has not done anything with his or her life, therefore their life has yet to loose its virginity

i.e. a Life Virgin has never been abroad, never experienced love, never got drunk

by Ziltoid The Nonmiscient February 3, 2014

Diamond Life

Diamond is a clothing company that is especially popular in the U.S.

Diamond life is when somebody wheres exclusively diamond clothing

people who wear diamond usually have "swag"

Guy 1: "Dude is that a new diamond crew neck?"
Guy 2: "ya"
Guy 1: "oh, so i guess you're diamond life now"
Guy 2: "ya I got mad swag"

by MARIOFRANCOLIKESCHICKENS December 12, 2013

PleBay Life

A phrase used by someone who believes that he's got nothing to worry about but he is actually pretty miserable. Derived from the words: Plebeian and Bay Life.

Person 1: Dude, I just got fired! Lol
Person 2: But now you won't have any money.
Person 1: I know...PLEBAY LIFE!!!

by Neke March 6, 2015