noun
\ ˈjak ˈrət \
An ongoing masturbation spell that has negative effects on the life of the one caught in the spell
\ ˈjak ˈrət \
An ongoing masturbation spell that has negative effects on the life of the one caught in the spell
“Hey bro, i think Cody’s in a bit of a jack-rut; he hasn’t been at work in 3 days and he hasn’t been returning my calls. i drove by his apartment like an hour ago to discover his bedroom window had a blanket hanging in it.”
“To keep out the light?”
“I’m thinking it’s to keep people from peeking through the blinds to see just how far his jack-rut has spiraled.”
“Damn.”
“To keep out the light?”
“I’m thinking it’s to keep people from peeking through the blinds to see just how far his jack-rut has spiraled.”
“Damn.”
by Ace Fantagious September 3, 2021
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Someone who satisfied with whatever he/she finds if they reach down anybodies pants.
Someone who satisfied with whatever he/she finds if they reach down anybodies pants.
Lady: I wanna tell you something.
Jack: What is it babe?
Lady: (deep voice) I have a penis.
Jack: Don't worry about it babe I'm a Jack of laids.
Man: Oh babe I can't believe you gonna let me have a threesome with your best friend!
Jackie: I know its gonna be soo hot I can't wait to watch you f**k Lisa's boyfriend.
Man: Wait what?! I'm not gay!
Jackie: Neither am I, I am a Jack of laids.
Man: Ok might as well give it a try.
Jack: What is it babe?
Lady: (deep voice) I have a penis.
Jack: Don't worry about it babe I'm a Jack of laids.
Man: Oh babe I can't believe you gonna let me have a threesome with your best friend!
Jackie: I know its gonna be soo hot I can't wait to watch you f**k Lisa's boyfriend.
Man: Wait what?! I'm not gay!
Jackie: Neither am I, I am a Jack of laids.
Man: Ok might as well give it a try.
by MixedSexualArtist October 1, 2012
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the act of manipulating yourself through your pocket while on a bus or train or public transporation, or at a public park or street, while looking at an attractive female.
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