Cosmic Pocket Brownie

When an inmate purchases a cosmic brownie from the commissary and places the brownie in his pocket to warm it up. Once the brownie is warmed up, the inmate opens the package and proceeds to enter the warm brownie with his penis. Once the inmate finishes and frosts the brownie, he then gives the glazed brownie to a friend, as a gift.

"Yo Cornbread, this cosmic pocket brownie is out of the world. I especially enjoy the cream filling..."

by Mr. Unplugged August 27, 2020

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walking pocket pussy

A female so terribly boring that all she is good for is to bust a nut

“hey look there’s ashley”
“oh! don’t you mean the walking pocket pussy”

by cybermafias.l.u.t.t. September 12, 2019

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bitch in my pocket

when you get rid of one of your ho's, and the bitch follows you around like she's still yours. it's like you've got a bitch in your back pocket all the time. very annoying.

dude 1: dude that janelle ho has been followin me around for days, callin me and shit. its's bout to drive a nigga crazy!

dude 2: looks like you got a bitch in your pocket bra!

dude 1: damn man!! i got a bitch in my pocket! shit!

by the funny guy and his friend September 21, 2009

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Pocket full of blues

You got a lot of new hundreds in your pocket , new money

Pocket full of blues what you wanna do , drop a coupe ? Shit I might as well

by Big bills June 30, 2019

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alabama hot pocket

The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'. The term "Alabama" originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves "Porky Piggin'" the female who has recieved the Hot Pocket. In Alabama, you see, good old redneck boys, when bored, would fuck pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud. To properly perform the Porky Piggin' follow-up procedure, one must take a massive shit onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs that explode out all over her. By randomly stabbing with the cock, one will successfully Porky Piggin' the girl... repeating, naturally, the action that would normally be associated with screwing a pile of mud or animal trough.

Yeah boy, I gave her a good ole Alabama Hot Pocket. What? No shit I Porky Piggin'd that shit.

by Vlorg August 19, 2006

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