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Someone: Where do u buy that casing for ur iPhone?

Somebody: Oh no. This is not a casing. It is literally the design of this phone.

Someone: Oh, when did Apple put circle lighting on their iPhones?

Somebody: No no no. This isn't an iPhone.

Someone: Then what?

Somebody: It's nothing.

Someone show wrinkled face seem to be confused with the Nothing Phone branding.
by pseudophyle September 27, 2023
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Phone

A little device used to talk to your crush and not worry about them seeing you blush
OMG I LOVE MY FUCKING PHONE
by Babybrat425 June 15, 2019
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Get Moley on your phone

You're so yummy and so sweet
Simply alright and proper
I like your fat way 'cause I like them double whoppers
I often hear people on street laughing about you
But were you all skin and bones I couldn't cuddle up on you
You are so
Yummy yummy yummy yummy fat fat fat
*Laughs*
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by Forg Lorg July 8, 2024
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Phone Wreck

Phone Wreck - When the act of doing something while talking, texting, or otherwise using ones phone causes the person to be involved in some form of incident causing or not causing injury.
I was walking through the mall the other day on my phone, and I had a phone wreck over a bench.
I feel like such a dumbass.
by WisdomMan420 July 6, 2015
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MAKING OUTSIDE HOTEL - MOTEL - ROOM PHONE CALLS

Something that is OK if you LOVE TO WASTE a lot of CORPORATION MONEY AND THREATEN THEIR PROPRIETARY POSITION.

Just as bad as taking out an immeasurable amount of long term loans to build your corporation.

It's just a LOCAL CALL or TOLL FREE phone call.

IT's how the BIG TEN some of the numbers TEN OR LESS.
As go ahead BE A DO FIST show who really is the boss and start MAKING OUTSIDE HOTEL - MOTEL - ROOM PHONE CALLS so you can be a CORPORATE HOT SHOT and act smarter than THE CEO.

The best way to destroy any secrecy of any CORPORATION or other ENTITY is start MAKING OUTSIDE HOTEL - MOTEL - ROOM PHONE CALLS so even if you are working for the corporation you begin creating TAYLOR MADE UNREVERSIBLE MEGAVERSE LEAKS so unknown parties knows how to steal your MARKETING for starters IF YOU LEND ME YOUR EARS.

Listen I am doing it from my OWN SELL PHONE and it is at my cost as my compliments to you as so no harm for me MAKING OUTSIDE HOTEL - MOTEL - ROOM PHONE CALLS will ever come as I am picking up all the costs and the ADD FLACK.

I was watching this truck drive by and says something about shredding documents and I am thinking when you are MAKING OUTSIDE HOTEL- MOTEL - ROOM - PHONE CALLS with any PHONE , as " I am thinking.
, " is it possible to UNSHRED ARTHUR ANDERSON" or do I need to put a DICK IN SON to do SEW everything back to get one of the BIG TEN back from those DEAD ENRON PEOPLE which is after all the all " TEXAS SPIRIT ".
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE February 26, 2022
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Phone

A device that is given to children at a ridiculously young age.

Very harmful metal thingamajig that gives out incredibly harmful radiation.
by -Complexity November 17, 2021
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Phone Boner

Another name for PopSockets
friend : "Hey! I just got a phone boner!"
you : " why? those things are so dumb"
friend : "no. watch this!" *pop* *pop*
you : "ooooooooooooooooooo"
by MemesAreCancer March 13, 2018
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