Mud Monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“May we all be mud monsters.”

by Mudmonsterdreamer September 18, 2021

in the mud

you say that when someone fails in the game trackmania

fuck i fail.
you are in the mud

by inthemud January 16, 2023

Mud McClurski

The act of shoving another person's face into the mud. This is usually done as a surprise.

I've, checked your schedule to make sure you are free. It's a perfect chance to get a Mud McClurski from me.

by Eddie Steve March 14, 2025

Mud Cushion

Noun or Verb: The act of defecating one’s pants while sitting on another person’s lap.

“Woah Abbie totally mud cushioned while sitting on my lap!” -Billy

by Lady of Poop December 30, 2024

Alabama Mud Derby

Like the Kentucky mud truck special but you basically are fucking a girl with her face down ass up and she pus her legs around your waist and you run around the room with her while yall still fucking and she shits on your dick and you nut in her ass while you do it to make truffle butter and then after u nut you slam her on her head in a powerbomb like motion into the truffle butter

Dude, I brought Sarah to the Alabama Mud Derby last night!!

by BIGHEAD BITCH December 29, 2018

Mud crab

When someone who thinks they can fix somthing bur everyone know he / she can't.

"Fucking mud crab , everything he touches turns to shit"

"Fucking mud crab , everything he touches turns to shit"

by Bigboybubblebath March 4, 2022

F-mud

Fuck my useless degree

When you get a liberal arts or social science degree and later realize you made a huge mistake. That's when you scream 😱 f-mud

by Sexydimma December 21, 2022