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july ham

Watermelon… The centerpiece meal of every hood bbq
Yo yo, lemme get a piece of that July ham, it’s hot as fuck out here
by PuffyRI June 19, 2022
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ham sucker

When licking the sweat off another's thighs during sex
Guy: ooh baby let me lick that salty water off those thunder thighs Girl: are you a good ham sucker
by Sexaddicted July 7, 2016
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Ham

One who entertains in a silly-goofy, childlike manner. Loves to entertain and act as comedic relief, can be theatrical.
Omg, Connor was being such a ham the other day when he made the entire coffee shop lol with his over the top comments and expressions.
by BigIz69 May 9, 2022
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Ham chizzit

When you are at a car boot sale and there’s no price on anything add you’ve picked up the courage to ask whilst no one else is around and you’ve not quite got the confidence to make an offer outright
Scuse me mate, Ham Chizzit?”
by Living Woman May 21, 2022
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Ham candle

The ham candle is also known as the pennis aka male love muscle
Girl: I've ran out of fresh cucumbers after making the kids a tuna salad
Guy: how about you come here and light up my ham candle ?
Girl: mmmmmm candle sauce my favourite 😍
by Ham candler March 6, 2024
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ham

Ham means vagina.
Like ham wallet, or slimey wet ham.
Person 1: I hate you.
Person 2: Your mom.
Person 1: Your mom's ham!

Omg, get your hand out of my ham, I'm not gay!
by Gabe's Bitch June 17, 2008
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ham palace

Another word for a fat chicks pussy. When the walls can't keep the skin in, its a ham palace.
"Bro, better bring the flour to find this chicks ham palace"
by AIDSFUCK August 8, 2019
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