welcome to free hermit crab

a shop in myrtle beach that says "welcome to free hermit crab" in the window

guy1: hey dude i just went to welcome to free hermit crab
guy2: thats such a convenient store
guy1: i know right

by mcficker January 1, 2019

free the shopping cart coin

For a man, the act of inserting his own penis into his anus. For most of them, it's would be satisfying to do, but there's a tiny lack of length, so they use another "shopping cart unlocker", a friend's one for example.

Oh god I wish I could free the shopping cart coin alone...

by Fan2Definitions October 5, 2019

Summer Car Free Download

My Summer Car Free Download

My Summer Car Free Download

by miimob November 17, 2022

Freeing up cap space

A basketball reference, describing the act of dumping a side chick to make room for a new hoe. Often used when the salary-cap is hit. It is often recommended to free up some cap space before taking on a big contract

Andrew: This new girl in my class is fine as fuck. That's a big contract.freeing up cap space is a must, so I can afford that. I don't want to risk hitting the luxury tax.

by BigThing69 October 30, 2019

Free Car Wash Day

when it rains, and your car is outside, you get a free crappy carwash!

"Oh man! I didn't know it was going to be Free Car Wash Day today!... I would have parked my car inside!"

by alienattack April 21, 2009

National free head day

Any woman must give you head for free.

“Hey it’s national free head day”
“Yeah get on your knees”

by Bobbyab3223 October 14, 2019

Reply All Free-for-All

1. Reply All Free-for-All or RAFFA is when friends want to slack off at work by emailing each other on one continous email. All members of the RAFFA put their email address on one email and write their message (usually about a crude subject and is written in their group-slang) and press the "Reply All" button so that every member receives that email. Receivers "Reply-All" to the same email after typing their response, and after hours of doing this, email chaos will begin to insue much like a Free-for-All. RAFFA language is specific only to that particular group of friends, so if anyone else outside that group (your boss) reads this, they will have no idea what is being said.

1. Greem types into the Reply All Free-for-All : Man, i hate my job. does errone wanna share a good droonk story bout last neught at the Dargness?
Greez responds:- Nah, just usual, took some beersches to da dome piece, tried to pig ub some sloots, but i just went home and jergged it to po-oorn CIH.

2. Mook: dude, how hilarious was that story bout ghost vuggin some veergeen on the RAFFA today.

3. Deez:- man, over 300 emails on the RAFFA today, thats a new record. this RAFFing is outta control

4. Greez types: meehhh i gots a lot of work to do today so take me off da RAFFA.

by tjb25 February 5, 2010