Human food processor

When your eating or finish chewing but you have to take a shit and you shit while eating.

What are you doing? Doing the human food processor

by Golden asian December 19, 2014

Fast Food Historian

A person or persons who know everything about fast food as far as deals, what they serve, and the history of the business.

I knew when Wendy's started serving breakfast cause I'm a fast food historian.

by milehighb December 31, 2014

dick mashing the food

a north country way of saying don't expect this meal to be that great before we taste it!

shit,we just got to this restaurant. this is plattsburgh ya know! There's not even a red lobster here anymore. so, don't go dick mashing the food in this place just yet!

by plowpimp January 13, 2015

Ja$mineT aka The Whole Food Co-op

Ja$mineT is a trill rap group straight outta northern Wisconsin. This group consists of four group members (identities are secret), they are also known as "The Whole Food Co-op" all lyrics are 100% original with hella organic flow. You can find their lyrical geniuses on www.bandcamp.com hits dropping all the time #WORLDTAKEOVER.

"Yo Ja$mineT just recorded a hot new track! They lyrics on Whole Food Co-op Organic current."
"Ja$mineT aka The Whole Food Co-op dopest midwest spittas out there!"

by Whole Food Co-op November 25, 2013

Food silence

When food arrives at the table, and no one talks for several moments because they're eating

It got kind of awkward for Tom and Becky because of the prolonged food silence at Olive Garden.

by cardboard pineapple April 23, 2015

player food

a naive person who doesn't manage their energy well, giving it away to players who only use them for their life force.

"That girl is so broken, she's player food and doesn't even know it."

by psy chic May 14, 2015

Food

The most delicious thing in the world that you can not live without. It's better than anything in the world.

"Hey Jacob, food is amazing"
"Are you kidding me, it's the best"

by Mckenzie112 May 25, 2015