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In-your-facebooker

A couple who communicates lovey-dovey smarminess via Facebook.
"Did you see the 'we're so in love with each other' crap Lee and Chris were posting yesterday?"
"Yeah, they are so in-your-facebookers"
by dunkentz November 19, 2009
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facebook stalking

A talent not unique to but certainly heightened within teen college girls. This skill manifests itself in having the unwavering patience to tear through every corner of a facebook profile, page, timeline, and post. Culprits are usually caught by the often paired attribute of "liking" absolutely everything.
"What happened to Abe?"

"We had to have an intervention because she was facebook stalking again"

"how bad was it?"

"86 likes"

That one person who actually reads Facebook's ToS
by MCCraven February 5, 2013
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facebook revalation

Finally recognizing in person a facebook friend. When it clicks that the person you just saw walking by you is indeed that facebook friend you have never met.
Walking down the hall she had a facebook revalation that random girl who always likes her pictures and realized it was indeed shannon.
by awesomecowgirl16 September 13, 2011
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Stoopid Facebook

Stoopid Facebook is a term to be used when Facebook messes up and you feel the need to insult it.
"I didn't get your message!"
"I sent it! Stoopid Facebook."
by Brittany'Roo Brooks September 12, 2011
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facebook hassler

one who continuously hassles, annoys or bothers others to post pictures, videos, etc. onto facebook until he or she does so.
Louis "Can you put those pictures up from tonight?"

Betsy "Louis, I will, I'm not in the mood today."

next day...

Louis "Betsy are you gonna post those pictures today?"

Betsy "Louis stop being such a facebook hassler, i'll do it eventually."
by Ballzy Anna Rad December 18, 2008
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Facebook zombie

Facebook users who make themselves much more immune to being unfriended or blocked because they deactivate their account when they're not using it. This makes them invisible to the entire Facebook world so long as they stay deactivated.
"I don't want her creeping on my Facebook page anymore, but I can't unfriend or block her because she's a Facebook zombie."
by Facebook Zombie December 27, 2013
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Facebook Highfive

To like a status, comment, photo, video, or link on the social network Facebook. Can also be used to describe someone who likes their own status, comment, link, etc......
Example 1- Emilia gave me a Facebook Highfive for the link I posted about our friend's epic fail today.

Example 2- Dude?!?! You like everything on Facebook, INCLUDING your OWN stuff....... its like giving yourself a highfive..... a FACEBOOK highfive that is!!!
by gman14 January 16, 2011
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