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Dutch Auto

A Dutch Auto is like a dutch oven but it’s done in the car. For maximum effectiveness, the child window locks should be activated before the gaseous discharge.
I had three Taco Bell bean burritos for lunch. I gave Leslie a Dutch Auto on the way back.
by Gas man. January 11, 2019
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Dutch Oyster

An act in which a romantic partner places their anus directly over the spread vaginal lips of their female partner, which then ruminates within the vaginal gap for several minutes, then being released as a queef, releasing a smell into the immediate vicinity that is reminiscent of a mildly spoiled oyster.
“Dude I gave Sophie a Dutch oyster last night! That smell stayed in the room for like 6 hours!”
by RoySonOfRoy December 18, 2024
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get in dutch

To get in trouble. American idiom. May be related to "Dutch uncle."
I'm afraid I'll get in dutch because of my screw-up.
by AncientGeek April 7, 2021
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Pennsylvania Dutch

The act of squirting chocolate syrup directly into your mouth, followed by taking a swig of milk and shaking it back and forth in your cheeks to make chocolate milk right in your mouth.
"I didn't have time to use a cup and spoon, so I just did a Pennsylvania Dutch before bed."
by Erogenous Bosch August 5, 2022
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Auto-Dutch

When your sleeping in a sleeping bag and have bad gas your fart bellow past your face to escape the sleeping bag.
“That food gave me bad gas at camp last night. I was farting all night, every time I would move in my sleeping bag I would auto-Dutch and smell it.”
by RU4BN8 May 4, 2023
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Dutch Wrapper

A form of sex that has a person surrounded by melted Hershey bars with the rapper on and full size bars jammed in their ass
We're doing a Dutch Wrapper tonight baby
by Irjeje February 18, 2025
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Dutch Blow Job

Fart under the blanket. Hold it under there until your partner slips under and starts sucking your meat.
Dude I didn’t know Brian had snuck into my room, I dropped my guts and then copped a Dutch blow job.
by CatFishSandwitch May 22, 2024
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