Dry

A crack or a joke that is not funny.

"You smell like cheese"
"That shit was dry"
"Dryyyy"

by Drawoh March 16, 2016

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Dry walking

Refraining from drinking water or eating food for hours after a male ejaculation, said to cause fatigue.

Tommy has been dry walking for 4 hours, I'm getting worried.

by Poplario July 7, 2021

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Dry docking

An act of an abrupt penetration attempt without proper lubrication.

Because he went all dry docking up in my business, the ABS system engaged.

Slow down bro, don’t dry dock me!

by Refs67 June 19, 2025

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Dry breeding is the act of vigorous thrusting or humping of an object without the act of intercourse. This is also a phrase used as a dance style for aggressive air thrusting to an irregular beat with or without music.

Did you see that guy dry breeding on the dance floor?

by MidnightMayer August 21, 2024

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Dry Rub

Masturbation by a male who has run out of hand lotion or lube.

Dude, I was completely out of hand lotion so I had to just do a dry rub last night!

by BiggTasty September 4, 2021

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Malicious Drying

When you intentionally make someone who is interested in you sexually disinterested by talking about aggressively mundane things, or pretending to be conservative

Greg: “I’ve been talking to this girl for weeks, but I have just been telling her about NFTs and the NRA.”
Tim: “Yeah malicious drying is how I generally scare the hoes.”

by Phlonk1 September 13, 2022

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