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Pyjama Dick

The regrettable self-consciousness that arises after noticing that your pyjama bottoms are not obfuscating the penis.
1. Larry David extols the virtue of thick pyjama bottoms that obfuscate the penis and thus avoid a withering case of pyjama dick. Curb Your Enthusiasm season 9 episode 2 'The Pickle Gambit'.
2. These modern day fashionistas with their elastic-stretchy pant are giving themselves withering cases of outdoor pyjama dick, someone, dear god, call the fashion police.
by PyjamadicknotPajamadick June 26, 2021
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cotton dicking

Wrapping a cloth around the penis for a none traditional hand job.
Sue wrapped the corner of the sheets around Greg's penis for some harmless cotton dicking.
by MoonMarshall August 2, 2017
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Mystery dick

Someone that refuses to shower after sport or wears, underwear or shorts preventing teammates from seeing the dick.
See Tom after the game? He was a real mystery dick.
by Aussie big boy October 16, 2020
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other dicked

Aka "ODed"

1. When yo bitch has plans to meet up with u but ends up meeting up with someone while on their way to you. Basically you get intercepted by some other dick.

2. Quite simply your bitch gets dicked down by another nigga instead of you in any situation.

(Phrase coined by DanWallace)
Last night Sherry was on her way to meet up with me but met up with her coke dealer first and I got OTher Dicked.
by Dan Wallace December 27, 2016
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Thanos Dick

The act of cutting the blood flow to your penis with either a rubber band or a clamp of some kind making your penis turn a deep dark purple.
by Mysterious NIG October 18, 2018
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dollar dick

When wrapping a dollar around a penis to measure girth, a dollar dick is so thick that the ends of the dollar do not touch.
Allison: "Yo, do you know Victor?"
Erin: "Yeah, the guy you got with last night?"
Allison: "You know he has a dollar dick?"
Erin: "Must have been girthy"
Allison: "Yup, it was great. Less painful than I thought"
by kiddielover69 March 26, 2017
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Dick Mabbutt

The funniest name to give a train. Also called "GB Railfreight" Ngl.
Hey its GB Railfreight! Big brain time. Wait it's Dick Mabbutt?

- SOme guy over there 2022
by The D*** God March 28, 2022
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