Cream Cheese Danish

Having sexual intercourse with a Danish woman and ejaculating inside her.
Bro, I met these two danish chicks last night and let's just say...I made a cream cheese danish with one of them.
by SantiClaus January 15, 2017
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sour cream and onion

After that party I woke up and realized we had sour cream and onion.
by Llso March 01, 2014
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salty cream stuffin

When you ejaculate inside a partners mouth and add your favorite spices and seasons to it. you then share it with the crowd watching.
Yo man today i skipped lunch so me and Christine had some salty cream stuffin
by chingman99x10 July 03, 2011
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banana cream pie

When a man is fucking another man in the ass and he pulls out and cums on the other mans dick.
Man1: I'm about to cum!
Man2: Yeah baby, give me a banana cream pie.
Man1: Uhhhhnnnng!
by Bunch of pussies (◡‿◡✿) December 03, 2016
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Cookies N Cream

You fuck a female up the ass with a giant dildo. The ass is spread so as to create a crater like formation. This allows for the male to squirt his stuff, thus creating a pool of semen in the female's anus. The surrounding fecal matter of the asshole breaks off into the ejaculate goo, thus creating poop floaties.
Dude, did you hear? I gave Tony's mom some Cookies N Cream last night!
by Burt, Chuck, Keenan, & Mike February 18, 2008
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ice cream sandwich

When one is hittin a girl anal-style, and she shits on the floor, then the guy cums in the shit and makes her eat it. Imagine a long thick brown turd with a nice few strips of jizz in the middle, resembling an ice cream sandwich.
"yo man, i was poundin this sluts ass, and she started shitting on the floor, so i just let off in her shit and made her eat that shit like it was an ice cream sandwich!"
by vic tha sick dick June 28, 2006
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banana cream pie

When a young male's banana penis thows up ejaculates into a womans pie vagina, to create banana cream pie, or, as we like to call it here, preggers, and/or screwed.
"Hey Jamal, I just gave mary a banana cream pie and she cut off my nuts!"

"that sucks man"

"true dat yo"
by Jakey poo. February 22, 2005
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