Coffee

1) Keeps you woke
2) Facts/News not gossip or petty
3) For grown folks, not kids
4) When sipped straight, it’s black and strong
5) Antonym: Tea

I sip coffee, boo boo. Hold the tea.
This coffee is extra black, black.
Did you get today’s coffee?
Did you hear him? Kanye forgot his coffee.

by MDS March 24, 2019

cofuse

when a bunch of queers and gays group together to form a cult

maggie: “woah, look at all those gays, they must be starting to cofuse”

todd: “maggie shut the fuck up and go join them you fag”

maggie:

by aconfusedgay March 31, 2019

coffee

something that taste like shit but we still appreciate.

me : shut up and give me some coffee.

by ValIsDesperate April 17, 2019

coffee clever

Someone who likes to get high on coffee and knows which coffee to drink in the morning and in the afternoon without getting overly stoned

Look at that girl! I reckon she is coffee clever!

by carrotcurry August 15, 2019

coffee

domenic's only thing that makes him happy

Most of 7L: You're too young for coffee
Domenic: I need coffee to live,

by yoga19 August 19, 2019

Coffee

Finn’s Mouth Orgasimmmmmm

“Addictive Coffee? :Yes”
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by NotRayden September 3, 2019

coffee gut

The feeling of needing to go to the toilet after drinking a strong coffee or if it’s your first time drinking coffee

I just drank a latte and now I have coffee gut

by Chrisbloomers September 18, 2019