Car park juice

That gross water in the gutters and in puddles usually on roads, in carparks and on paths, usually has a putrid colour and smell and un imaginable floaties

I was walking through the car park yesterday and stepped in a puddle and in splashed stale car park juice all over my new shoes!

by Hotgirl6444 July 24, 2021

car accident hot

A human who is hot enough to cause a car accident due to rubberneckers.

Yeah, she’s hot, but she’s not car accident hot.

by talktodrmusic November 23, 2020

Help steal car

Please with me now now or have to tell your brother and have hit you with a frying pan

I want help to steal a car ford cortina to be precise help steal car please or you in a frying pan flexseal and a 86 will be having fun

by Mismagiustarbucks May 3, 2019

yellow car no returns

When you see a yellow car you punch someone

“YELLOW CAR NO RETURNS! *punches*”
“OW JOY YOU HIT ME TOO HARD”

by rayiskool July 7, 2023

Italian Car Wash

An Italian Car Wash is when you strip your partner naked and rub them down with spices and dressing. You proceed to ejaculate, shit, piss, and puke on them. You proceed to shave and rub your balls on their face effectively covering them in your pubic hair. You then rape them and tie them up. You then proceed to tie them to a cinder block and throw them in a river and cum on their watery grave. You do this while recording it and send it to their parents on Christmas.

Man, I sent Elizabeth's parents the video of our Italian Car Wash.

by Indian Alladin December 19, 2020

mom car song

Mom car songs are songs every mom over the age of 30 play in their car. These songs include any song by Taylor swift, Stay by Justin Bieber, etc.

Man I hate this song, it’s such a mom car song

by Skull Walker August 14, 2023

car-window narcissist

someone who constantly uses a car's side window to look at themself, usually to groom and just feel good about themselves.

Bob: What you stop for?

John: Oh nothing, just needed to see how I look.

Bob: They have mirrors for a reason you know?

John: Yeah but, using a car's window is soooo much easier.

Bob: Wow, you are such a classic example of a car-window narcissist

by kayanker January 13, 2011