Bacon

Kakashi ABA mainer who gets all the fucking bitches. He has a respectful fighting style and is a noble man.

"BACON STOP RUNNING"
"It's my fighting style"

by Inima May 22, 2022

baconize

The act of making everything around you, everywhere you go, better-the way bacon makes everything around it better.

My boyfriend baconizes everything and everyone around him-he fixes anything he finds broken, leaves anything he borrows in better condition than when he got it, and gives the shirt off his back to any person who needs it.

by ArtsyGalKitten June 2, 2022

bacon omelette

When a pig cums in a frying with an egg and the jizz ege mixture is fried in vegetable oil

Hey Max? What what do you want to eat for breakfast?

A bacon omelette!

by gargantuanD June 24, 2022

Bacon Soda

The worst possible soda

"Hey want some Bacon Soda" "Hey you want your balls chopped off"

by pinecone800 June 27, 2022

Baconism

A religion centered around a floating green bacon. Members of the religion are called baconators, and they believe in a floating green bacon god as well as a sea monster god named hot Fred.

Do you believe in baconism?

by Proud baconator mystic July 31, 2022

Baconcrash

a monkey

BIG BLACK SUCCULENT FUCKING BALLS - Baconcrash

by Outclassesisme August 2, 2022

Bacongasm

bacongasm noun
ba·con· gasm | \ ˈbā-kən-ˌga-zəm \
#bacongasm
plural bacongasms

Definition of bacongasm
: experiencing an orgasm while being fed bacon
especially : the rapid pleasurable release of neuromuscular tensions at the height of sexual arousal, while being fed the thin cured and smoked strips cut from the side of a pig, that is usually accompanied by the ejaculation of semen in the male and by vaginal contractions in the female

After making me bacon tacos for dinner, my boyfriend surprised me in bed with the leftovers and gave me my first bacongasm! I will never look at bacon the same again.

by PwrSrg August 11, 2022