brain blow job

When your mind is blown by new information and you are unable to function, paralyzed.

Person1: ''Well, parachute is a word.''

Person2: ''Woah....can you stop giving me a brain blow job right now?!''

by dumbassurrekt July 20, 2018

blow out the basement

(v.) to cause diarrhea – especially of a severe, explosive, and/or generally unpleasant quality.

Those sugar-free Haribo bears will blow out the basement.

by Ulli Bunnygirl September 6, 2022

Triple blow job

When 3 girls suck one males dick. Usually 1 will lick his balls and the other 2 will lick and/or suck his dick - all at the same time

Sam: Did you take those 3 girls home last night?

Ken: he’ll yeah! They gave me a triple blow job! All 3 of them were in my dick all night at the same time!

Sam: sounds awesome

by Daman4836 January 15, 2023

'Breze n' blow

When you spray someone in the face with febreze then blow a load in their face when they are distracted

She farted in the bed last night so I had to give her a 'breze n' blow

by #1BBMilf June 28, 2021

Weeping blow job

Emo kids giving head while crying

After we slit our wrist together with our black makeup on I'm going to give you a weeping blow job.

by LadymonroeX September 20, 2016

blow job security

Guaranteeing yourself secure employment by performing fellatio on the boss.

She'll never get fired, she has blow job security.

by Belkster March 14, 2016

southern blow torch

When a person farts in someone’s mouth or face

My buddy held me down and gave me a southern blow torch

by Evildrummer May 14, 2018