Anal roommate

A person that you live with and engage in anal sex with.

Hey Maureen how long have you and Mark been together. No we’re not together sorta FWB we just live together he’s just my Anal Roommate.

by Ttk1027 November 26, 2019

Anal tweakage

When someone, usually your boss or a dick higher up the reporting line than you, insists on making small, totally unnecessary adjustments to what you've been working on for HOURS just to prove the point that a) they are more senior than you and b) they are in fact a dick

Oh bloody hell, don't show that slide deck to Mongo, he's bound to want a bit of anal tweakage on that bad boy

by Doobyduck December 10, 2019

Anal Disaster

When you eat a DQ cotton candy blizzard and you immediately shit yourself because of a lactose intolerance.

Rob went to DQ and shared his cotton candy blizzard with the group, suddenly there was a Anal Disaster in the bathroom.

by Queso D April 20, 2019

Anal Scaffolding

Noun: framework used in anal sex orgies and other asshole shenanigans

Hey check out the anal scaffolding Jimmy put up for the party tonight. It looks rad.

by Cheechstarr April 22, 2019

Anal Slushie

When you take a nasty ass watery shit in your underwear and it's still sitting in your anus

Aw Man! i just had the worst anal slushie ever! this is what I get for eatin at the zoo.

by broken dick May 5, 2019

Anal Piss

When human shit squirts out like a stream of piss. Forceful, extreme, violent piss-like diarrhea with no solids. Can range from burning to pleasant sensation.

I had to shit so bad, I squirted pure anal piss from my ass fuckhole.

by Buddy T Lawler May 14, 2019

Anal on the 2nd

In honor of the #2 hole we celebrate it in all its glory on the 2nd of every month.

Anal on the 2nd is a day to celebrate the ass in all it’s glory.

Want to go shopping with me tonight?
Sorry I can’t it’s #2 on the 2 tonight and my boyfriend and I will be celebrating with Anal sex on the 2nd..... just like every other month.

by Bigtuten1 April 14, 2019