Turkey-blasted

The action of dropping the toilet breaking, body shaking, earth quaking dookeridoo that inevitably follows Thanksgiving dinner.

"Don't worry, Joe, eat as much as you can! I bought a bulk pack of extra soft TP to help avoid any anal fissures once we're all turkey-blasted." said Janice before beginning the annual family Thanksgiving dinning experience.

by KarensRntUs September 15, 2020

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Turkey Blasted

A sexual act involving a Turkey, a bumhole and a strong gag reflex.

Joe Santagato: Yo danny! You know the hot chick from the bar? She Turkey blasted me!

Danny: Holy shit man. Thats tight as fuck!!

by Sesh Panda May 20, 2020

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Dressing the Turkey

Taking a shit in the Turkey before baking at 450 degrees Fahrenheit for 6 hours, and watching later as all your elders enjoy your home cooking.

Old man: "Oh darling, your Turkey is delicious this year. What's your secret?"

Woman: "My secret sauce."

Old man: "Well I enjoy you dressing the turkey."

by Colojolo July 27, 2009

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turkey breast

the act of putting turkey sandwhich meat on bare naked breast and eating it off them.

dude1:dude that chick i got with last night.
dude2: yea?
dude1: i toatally turkey brested her.
dude2: awsome im going to turkey breast my girl tonite.

by jaraiya December 18, 2009

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