Twat

In Harry Potter language this means stupid or idiot

He's such a twat

by Happy5548 July 5, 2016

Figgy-twat

A figgy twat is a fictional vaginal disease with the inside of the vagina, as well as the surrounding exterior tissue, resembling that of the flesh of a fig, seeds and all. If u wish to call it dead wasp pussy, or if you would prefer to call it pollywog egg pussy, go right ahead.

My girlfriend has figgy-twat.

by Messtopia July 6, 2017

Twat

The description of the personality of a guy called jazz

Wow jazz is a right twat

by Lizlicker1234 January 22, 2025

Twat Face

A term of endearment; similar to sweetheart or puddin’

Everyone loves Stacy P. she is such a Twat Face.

by Malta Milk June 3, 2019

Twat Squad

A group of girls (more than 2) so close, they can be seen as having a platonic romance; female equivalent of bromance; group equivalent of hoemance.

"Uch, look at Ally, Alisa, and Ashly. They are so gay for each other"

"I know. What a twat squad"

"Fucking right"

by Shallowve August 15, 2015

Twat Mallet

A large vibrator ....that. looks like a microphone 🎤..... AKA a wand

Whe you see a used vibrator on Facebook marketplace that claims it's brand new , but you can just tell its been hammered you can exclaim " that's a well used twat mallet "

by Rewd53 August 20, 2024

Twat

1. Used in America to insult somebody referring to how stupid they are. usually used for men.

2. Used in the UK to insult somebody who does something stupid.

3. Used in the UK to reference female genitalia in a harsh manner

Pronounced:
UK - tw-ah-t
US - tw-o-t

1. You twat!

2. did you see Kevin? Man that boy's a right twat

3. See that girl? I bet her twat is minging

by Yujo88 May 11, 2015