Parting of the seas v.2

A sacred Viking ritual in which two partners, male to female. The male jumps from a ledge positioned above the female-who must have her legs spread in order for this to work-he then jumps from said ledge with his erection tip first, as he reaches the female specimen, he screams a violent Viking code. When he enters the vagina it is as if he had parted the vagina (presuming the role of the seas) creating a hyper wave of wet spew from the vag in opposite directions

Say rico, you aren’t a true Viking until you’ve done the Parting of the seas v.2

by Yourmomcreatedthese April 22, 2018

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V. V. R. G

Vita västerländska rika gubbar

Varför är The bara V. V. R. G som blir president i usa

by Coffeeinthemorning69 October 14, 2020

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V. V. R. G

Vita Västerländska Rika Gubbar

Varför har USA bara V. V. R. G som presidenter

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Jacob v

A Kid who is super weird but funny he's some what tall and smokes some times and has big munchies his love life Never really works out and he gets really horny and wants to fuck a girl really bad and all Jacobs chase there exes and it never works someone please help him and give him some pussy or dick if you know a Jacob help them pls they need it or you could just tell them to end it all Jacobs are nice but have a hard life.

Jacob v find me a bitch

by skatesex December 16, 2021

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