crack-o-lax'd

State you reach when you relax under the influence of crack.

Guy #1: Man I'm so stressed out lately!
Guy #2: Me too, we gotta get crack-o-lax'd

by krakarai September 3, 2010

gains o' clock

Your normal workout time, could be in the morning, afyernoon, or at night.

"Hey Jeremy, ready to go the gym?" "Fuck yeah dude! Its gains o' clock!"

by Spiffy72 May 21, 2017

Jizz-O-Lantern

First, you will need someone willing to blow you and a black light. The person (to be gender neutral) gives you a blowjob and you cum in their mouth and/or on their face. The person should not swallow and swish it around in their mouth. They need to then open their mouth. Then you shine the black light on them and watch their head glow like the jack-o-lantern.

Dude, the black lights in my room were an awesome idea. I lit Katie up like a jizz-o-lantern last night.

by JBM10312011 October 30, 2011

Mind Jell-o

The state of being otherwise known as "Out-of-it".
When you are having trouble participating in conversation from lack of brain function, especially during intoxication.

Boy: So I says to Maybell, I says... Wait are you listening?
Girl: Sorry man, I have total Mind Jell-o

by GreenFox August 30, 2014

FILLET O FISH

When a girl doesnt wash her vagina for a while and then twerks on a guys face naked

Damn that fillet o fish was great last night

by My Names Jeff February 10, 2018

bag-o-lanche

When you turn the last of the bag of chips up to stream them into your mouth but they avalanche down all over your face.

Nathaniel turned up the remains of the bag of chips and was smothered by the bag-o-lanche of chip crumbs.

by Trailer Chimp May 11, 2016

Bag O' Nasty

When a chick possess the triple threat combination of a FUPA, a Badonkadonk, and a Cameltoe.

Star Jones, in the heyday of "The View", could barely fit her bag o' nasty in the studio chair, let alone the camera shot.

by Eaten By Wolves December 10, 2006