an extremely annoying person, who is actually painful to have around. They are someone you will do anything to get away from
thank GOD Steve is gone! i thought he would never shut the hell up!!! he can be a REAL dick blister.
by porktron 3000 October 29, 2013
by dave&frank September 28, 2017
When a mans “thing” is in between a woman’s two front “things”!!!
Or could be a last name of a person.
Or could be a last name of a person.
by Dick Bun January 04, 2018
a magic elf that lives in store bought condoms that uncomfortably manoeuvres your dick in a painful direction during sex
James: I was having sex with Christopher up the ass and I then I got surprised by the dick phantom
Sarah: oh that's terrible is your dick ok?
Sarah: oh that's terrible is your dick ok?
by dickhandlerdickthe boiiiiiiiii November 01, 2017
by #kamdfree January 16, 2022
A name for people that lived in the 1900’s now used a insult, and/or a male body part in a sexual innuendo
by Mb get junctures mi jyu November 12, 2019