Where's my poker?

Where is my poker is a phrase commonly used in many high schools in South Florida. It mocks people for asking stupid questions about where something specific is. Origin of the phrase is unknown, but it is widely believed to have stemmed from a video game.

Sofia: Have you seen my purple notebook?
Aimee: Bro. (In mocking, high pitched voice) Where's my poker?? Girl its literally in your bag.
Sofia: Oh.

by jacob911prey May 7, 2025

In my head

Anxious, unable to get into a flow state (like the yips) or stop thinking about something

A little in my head after another threesome.

by Sablow October 13, 2022

my dinosaur

A wonderful word, your significant other calls you when they love you or if you really just like dinosaurs to be honest <3

Person 1: Hey, you see that girl over there ?

Person 2: yeah what about her
Person 1: she's my dinosaur <3 and I'm in love with her.

by Mush.room.420 April 7, 2021

My crown

Everybody wants a piece of it

“Have you heard brooklynne’s song ‘my crown’”
“Omg yes it’s so good slay”

by tinynoseisbetterthanyou February 9, 2022

fo shizzle my nizzle

meaning "for shit my nigga"
this is often said by snoop dogg, aka my daddy.

"you got weed?" "fo shizzle my nizzle"

by confusedspiders January 8, 2017

Touch my plum

Caressing the lower back/upper butt where the crack begins.

His hand slid down my back and I felt him touch my plum.

by HisAlienGirl January 26, 2016

penis balls in my vagina

when an awesome epic wiener is inserted directly into a warm wet slimy puss, it then grows balls.

guy 1: “yo dude, what did u do with that girl last night
guy2: “bro, we had some fire penis balls in my vagina”

by p3nIs balls May 16, 2021