LICK MY PICK

For the memesters of the minecraft community. Instead of saying a naughty word just say LICK MY PICK.

Brayden: Hey Sandy
Sandy: hey Brayden
Brayden: Tryna LICK MY PICK?
Sandy: Is that even a question... obviously

by D ANDER DADDY January 29, 2019

where my slidaz @

where are my people that are going to slide through, preferably hoes

B: Where my slidaz @?
D: They at the club

by kwai July 6, 2019

Gettin my Hoj on

Repeatedly owning yourself on the internet for a minimum of 96 straight hours

Just gettin my Hoj on showing these libs the truth about Pizzagate

by Carlos Mencia Tha Gawd July 9, 2018

My Father

My biological parent. This individual likes to help others and read. This individual is a kind person. However, this individual also likes to comment on the physical appearance of the popular boyband, BTS, all the time. This individual claims BTS dress like “metrosexuals”, but are all secretly “lesbians”. This individual annoys me when he tells me BTS is a secret group of lesbians. This is because they are not, in fact, a secret group of lesbians. Also, the term “metrosexual” is offensive to both straight men and members of the LGBTQ+ community. If all of the BTS members were secretly lesbians, I would love them even more than I already do.

“Hey, My Father has a crush on Kim Taehyung of BTS.”
“Who doesn’t have a crush on Kim Taehyung of BTS?”

by ragazzaeatsthepasta December 15, 2021

not my kind

your not the same

someone who feels like they’re better than you

someone who feels like your not on theyre level

“your not my kind”

by m2dabraat December 20, 2020

My Con con x

Funny but annoying , Immature but bossy , calm but angry .. you're everything that makes me happy in one , your the reason i laugh loud and the strength i need when i feel down . I love all your flaws like the fact you ash on the side - so annoying and fact when your on one soneone gets terrod but for sone reason i end up laighing with you aswell as trying to stop you . Just keep being you , my chicken nugget made from ducks xx

My con con x

by Iloveyoucs May 30, 2022

My ball

Referring to an individual as “your ball” is essentially claiming them as your own. You wouldn’t want someone dribbling your ball or for your ball to be passed around.

“That’s my ball!”

by sassietpantss May 28, 2025