nick my brother

a discusting 11 yr old bitch.

nick my brother gets boners from old men walking down the macaroni isle..then proceeded to do the flying camel to our dog (look it up) ;-;

by Mol Ester July 15, 2017

my roman empire

According to common stereotype, men think about the roman empire obsessively. So, saying "This my roman empire" implies that it's an obsession or a thing that occupies your mind constantly, like you can't stop thinking about it.

My roman empire is that taylor swift said 'Sometimes you just don't know the answer 'til someone's on their knees and asks you" instead of saying "knee" she said "knees" because the person wasn't on one knee proposing he was on both knees begging the girl to stay

by thekneesocks November 13, 2023

My Roman Empire

The phrase "My Roman Empire" is a bit of a "meme" people use to refer to something that doesn't get out of their heads, they think about it all the time. For example I enjoy listening to Mitski singing, My Roman Empire is listening to Mitski singing.

My Roman Empire.

by Linshi January 05, 2024

forked off my spoon

When you fumble the bag so hard you may as well have made your spoon into a fork.

"I think I might have failed that exam. I forked off my spoon so bad, bro."

by Cozydinos August 21, 2024

roll my sea

(Idiom) To create a favourable situation for one's ultimate goal. Originally from the idea of creating waves in the sea, in order to be able to surf on it.

"I shall roll my sea with the director, hopefully I can get those holidays I wanted"
"Are you trying to roll your sea by getting me drunk?"
"I rolled my sea with revision and packing so I can actually go out tomorrow despite having an exam Friday and going on holidays straight after"

by evilbleh May 30, 2017

double my ducks

To put more effort into something and be more successful.

Robert: Ya, so I am going to have to double my ducks in the next competition.
Anna: Too true, you wouldn't want to duck out of the competition.

by CoolCat888 February 19, 2016

sms (suck my strap)

When you say smd (suck my dick) and niggas say “what dick you got??” you can say sms ( suck my strap)

strap meaning: a fake dick/dildo that people use

stranger 1: yo your outfit is fuckin ass go change ho

stranger 2: go sms (suck my strap) stoopid whore, atleast ion got an nba youngboy ponytail like yo ho ass

by Zaza😋🫶🏾 October 18, 2023