My dad

Some guy name Rick who is a mixed dued who wasn't in my life until I was 16

My dad: sorry kiddo I haven't been in your life

Me: whatever

by The teen parent May 21, 2021

MY DICK

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by pp slapper May 9, 2023

resting on my oars

It means to stop making progressive efforts towards something

I am not resting on my oars, I am making more preparations, working harder than ever before. - Pastor E. A. Adeboye

by Kingleyyy June 4, 2024

Mith My Jontreen

A synonym for the phrase "jerk my penis", often used in a more causal tone amongst friends.

Friend: hey you smell bad.
You: Why don't you go Mith My Jontreen, fucker.

by heroinjemmyTNT November 15, 2022

my house my rules

Every narcissistic parent's favorite argument, only rivaled by "if you don't like it, move out". Expect to be told that even if you help pay bills/rent/mortgage/utilities.

Kid: "Hey, could you please turn the music down? It's 3am, and I have college classes in the morning"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"

by That thing in your eye March 31, 2023

String my guitar

When a man asks another man/women to clamp his penis & stretch it as far a possible before stroking it like a quitar string.

Damn, I wish he'd string my guitar & play it like a lead bass!!

by Gotyourass! May 30, 2024

Licky on my blikey

When someone wants to take a lick on your lollipop or popsicle

Hey can I have a lick of that popsicle
Nah u can’t LICKY ON MY BLIKEY

by JadenNoAshley October 15, 2018